Black momma!

Friday

My family and I were going on a long drive. We had just grabbed some gas, and were about to be on our way, when someone suggested we needed to go to the store to get some food for the trip, so off we went. Once inside the store, my mom turned into a black woman...she still acted like my mom, but she was black instead of white, and looked different physically as well. I tried to explain to her that she was white, not black, I even went so far as to demand that she give me her drivers license to prove that it said white not black on it. Unfortunately, where it said "hair" "eye" and "skin" color, it just gave numbers, and under skin it was ".50".
I then had to use the restroom so I went to the restroom, but the restroom was full of people going to sleep or something, so I had to leave. I then went outside, but was trapped because people were having a wedding in a little station they had set up, so I had to find my way out. I then went to go steal some candy, but the cops found me, and my eyes started going blurry, so I was finding it hard to run away from them, I ran all the way to some creek, where the cop tried to tussle with me, but I ended up accidently pushing her ot the edge of teh terrain, and I tired to help her up, but she fell into the water, and was trapped underneath some barrier, then monsters came to try to kill her, because I had tried to summon them to save her, lol, and I had to jump in to save her, I turned in to a water monster myself to do this, but when I got to her, she wasn't their, I assumd monsters had carried her off down the tunnel, so I let outa horrible wail into the tunel to pull out the monsters. I had already fought a whole mess load of monsters, so its good for me that I woke up at that point, I was starting to get tired.